You might be from Rochester, NY if...
- You know that the Wease is not a respiratory problem.
- The thought of eating a Garbage Plate makes your mouth water.
- "Fuji" is a four-letter word to you. (You only buy Kodak.)
- You know you can't swim at the beach. (Often restricted due to algae & bacteria.)
- You know Toronto, Ontario is only about 70 miles away but takes about 4 hours to get there. (Slow border crossings and traffic.)
- You know that a "Can of Worms" in not for fishing.
- Your baby's first word is Wegmans. (Local grocery chain.)
- Your diet does not exclude Abbott's Custard
- You're craving a White Hot right now.
- You know that Egypt, Greece and Mexico are actually in New York.
- Your D & C is a newspaper not a medical procedure.
- Your stadium has no roof, despite getting over 90 inches of snow a year.
- You don't considered calling in even after 18 inches of snow.
- You wake up, it's dark, the clock says 6, but you can't tell if it's AM or PM.
- You think the Liberty Pole strung with lights is an acceptable subsitute for a proper city Christmas tree.
- You know who Vinnie and Angelo are.
- You think people from Pennsylvania have an accent.
- You've had frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
- You know that it was the Flour City AND the Flower City. (Wheat grinding and huge nurseries.)
- You know that most days Anchorage Alaska has better weather in the winter.